The Twelve Days of Freshtivus
It’s the first day of Freshtivus!!
Here at FreshBooks we take celebrating the holiday season seriously – primarily because we treat it as a chance to hang out more with you! While most folks are familiar with our fun support culture and know that we love telling stories of our customers, in honor of the festive season we’re taking the next 12 days to give you a little inside look of FreshBooks and help you get to know a bit more about our team and the magic that FreshBooks can do for your billing.
Check back here on the blog every day to learn about Freshtivus giveaways! Our videos will introduce you to Sam, someone who is experiencing a headache with her invoices. She needs your help learning what FreshBooks is all about! Watch the video to find out more about the contest, more details below:
Contest
We’re giving away a gift to the best poem or song that tells Sam what FreshBooks is and how it could help ease her woes! Submit a short poem or song by December 19th in the comments section below, and you could be the winner of an $100 Visa gift card! So get writing, and good luck!
sends more invoices than there are 
12:51 pm
Month ends, winter snows
Freshbooks invoicing, welcome
little spring
4:30 pm
(To Jingle Bells)
Oh, send invoice, send invoice
Send it all the way
Oh, what fun it is to send
An invoice in FreshBooks today!
10:09 pm
Yipppity-yo Yippity-yay
Freshbooks is where I play
old style invoicing
is what i intend to slay
It’s the holiday season
just give me a reason
while you check out all the toys you bought
you can hear me outside with the sound of pop pop pop
I’m there popping a cap in the as…toundingly old way to invoice
The new blood is here, saving time and money so we can all rejoice.
10:22 pm
YO! It’s time for the real deal
Y’all been oppressed by the weak words of Big Easy
He ain’t nuthin but a low life sleazy
He just a hack but I’m real
Some might lust for frankincense
But on my block the currency is gold
And because Big Easy’s rhymes have become old
I’m winning this contest and taking home dolla’s and cents
You talk about new blood
But we do thinks old school
We gonna rush you like a M F’N flood
And show you who really rule
Invoice that Jack!
You won’t even know what hit ya
Not even your GF will want to be wit ya
That’s how the old skool attack
10:29 pm
A troll from the north pole
Guess it’s time to dig a lil hole
You flap your lips like a lil tramp
You must do business the old way, here have a stamp
Your rhymes are so bad that it causes human suffering
It takes me a while to sift through them and it’s not due to buffering
Quit while you’re behind son
You’re already done
This contest is mine
Go in your lil corner and whine
2:40 pm
It’s on
In a couple of minutes you’ll be gone
Out of mind out of sight
You ain’t tough enough to fight
I’m a warrior and you’re a child with a pen
When you’ve had enough just say when
But stop pretending and being a faker
Hey there’s yo girl, I’m gonna take her
Out of your nerdy world and into the light
After a few weeks with you & listening to your rhymes she must be in a daze
I’ll get her mind out of the haze
One night with me with make her right
Old skool versus new wave
The result is always the same
While I’ll achieve fame
Everyone will think you’re lame
12:15 pm
Hi Ho Hi Ho
It’s time to make some dough
No time to bill
Means I get nil
Hi Ho Hi Ho Hi Ho
Freshbooks, Freshbooks
Freshbooks is all it took
Now billing’s a breeze
I get paid with ease.
Freshbooks Freshbooks Freshbooks!
9:55 pm
You got your stamp and your envelope
But when you got a thousand of these you find it hard to cope
Gotta meet your deadline but you walking a tightrope
You need to get paid but you ain’t no dope
You know you need to find the right tech
This ain’t the 16th century, you ain’t an aztec
Stop licking that stamp redneck
Sign on to Freshbooks
Despite their reputation they ain’t no crooks
6:58 pm
If overloaded and needing to hurl.
Let Freshbooks rock your world!
Too many invoices to send?
Freshbooks the rules will bend.
Just a click there and a click here.
You’re done! Go drink a beer!
7:55 pm
Oh look a collection of stars
Y’all better grab your crobars
You got your east and you got your west
You think you’re old school? Surely you jest
So you wanna go to to war
Just two minutes of my rhymes and the public will show you the door
Your words fizzle
And their meaning is worth shizzle
Here I am with my gat
In a few minutes your brain’s about to go splat
Spitting your hatred at the wrong people fool
Everyone know that on our block you’re met with ridicule
5:37 pm
Great entries everyone! The winner is Linda! Please check your email for details, Linda, and thank you to everyone for your entries!
9:22 pm
Thanks so much Freshbooks! That made my day. Hi Ho Hi Ho!